Tanned enough?

That is when I laugh, because I know I have been diving longer than the DM (usually). And I know that real men (and SCUBA Chicks) do it in the cold! When the sky is cloudy, the wind is blowing, the waves are crashing, and the water is just about frozen, we jump right in and that is why we are not tanned enough.

So me white as a ghost will only laugh at them.