"Man Laws"

[Tigerbeach]

erm..can we have that in english or a cliff notes version??

thanks

See rule 28 again.

[The Publisher]

See rule 28 again.

He's talking about man-rule: 28: "There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics. Ever."

There's actually an exception to that clause. It reads like: "Not withstanding Man-Law Section 28, ice skating movies like "Blade of Glory" or others that make fun of men's ice skating costumes is an acceptable exception."

[PinayDiver]

At last night's party, I made the mistake of asking a guy (in jest, in jest! and only because he's a pal) if he's gay (nothing wrong with that in any case) on account of his jewelry (earring on the left ear). What does your Man Laws say about jewelry?

[The Publisher]

What does your Man Laws say about jewelry?

You must be a rocker with a stable of groupie chicks, or you must be a buffed pro football or basketball player who is just pimping ones self out displaying bling, and you must have never seen BrokeBack Mountain.

[PinayDiver]

You must be a rocker with a stable of groupie chicks, or you must be a buffed pro football or basketball player who is just pimping ones self out displaying bling, and you must have never seen BrokeBack Mountain.

Left ear pierced = straight
Right ear pierced = gay
Both ears pierced = confused

Seeing that this guy is a buffed diver who likes surrounding himself with female "groupies," who he entertains with a default shtick of acting flamboyantly gay yet mock-threatens to "prove" he's a manly-man to whoever doubts it -- I'd say, "keep us confused" must be a Man Law too

[littleleemur]

Seeing that this guy is a buffed diver who likes surrounding himself with female "groupies," who he entertains with a default shtick of acting flamboyantly gay yet mock-threatens to "prove" he's a manly-man to whoever doubts it -- I'd say, "keep us confused" must be a Man Law too

And might he also have a peacock tail on his derrier a la Jimmy MacElroy? Or a custom nude sequined wetsuit de Chazz Michaels Michaels?

[The Publisher]

This now brings us to Man-Law #30:

The only acceptable association with anything flamboyant is this:

[BamaCaveDiver]

Seeing that this guy is a buffed diver who likes surrounding himself with female "groupies," who he entertains with a default shtick of acting flamboyantly gay yet mock-threatens to "prove" he's a manly-man to whoever doubts it -- I'd say, "keep us confused" must be a Man Law too

That's the number one rule (but it is unwritten to add to the confusion.)

[The Publisher]

Here's a Man law; we don't need to talk about things to "feel better".

This brings us to Man-Law #31: If we don't talk about it, it will go way and become fine.

[BamaCaveDiver]

At last night's party, I made the mistake of asking a guy (in jest, in jest! and only because he's a pal) if he's gay (nothing wrong with that in any case) on account of his jewelry (earring on the left ear). What does your Man Laws say about jewelry?

Left ear pierced = straight
Right ear pierced = gay
Both ears pierced = confused