100 reasons why its great being a bloke.

[lottie]

When women wake up they have to scratch their eyes.

Nah - we just do that to make out we've just woken up, when in actual fact, we woke up and hour beforehand - brushed our teeth, used moisturiser and re-applied our makeup. THEN get back into bed and pretend to be asleep before you guys even stir

[acelockco]

Nah - we just do that to make out we've just woken up, when in actual fact, we woke up and hour beforehand - brushed our teeth, used moisturiser and re-applied our makeup. THEN get back into bed and pretend to be asleep before you guys even stir

Not a girly girl ha? You lie.

[lottie]

Just because I typed it - doesn't necessarily mean that I've done it

[acelockco]

It should, that is what you were imposing. You said it your self it was an actual fact!

[lottie]

yeah - it was an actual fact (it was in cosmo...), And anyway, I'm not that vain...if the guy sees me looking cr&* in the morning and doesn't like, then thats his problem not mine

[acelockco]

It certanly would be.

[Sarah]

Another scholarly, reliable source is The Inquirer.