Ok ill go for the embarrassing one.
Got a drysuit and took it away and through the trip felt like i could use a bit of relief but being a drysuit had to plug it. Came home from the trip with a shiney new pee valve and had it fitted. Went out got the external catheters and everything was set for a weekend livaboard trip.
Got up on the first morning and decided i was gunna test it out for all its worth. Started drinking heaps of water early so i was well hydrated and brimming. Got all fitted up and suited up and thought why not id have a coke just to make me pee a bit more. About 30 minutes into the dive i got the urge so undid the little screw and went. Noticing the little bubbles that came out of the hose that connects everything made me feel safe that everything was indeed connected. Went a few more times as the dive progressed and all felt good. Got out after the dive for a quick surface interval so didnt even undo the suit just lazed about at the back of the boat and had another big drink. Got in for the second dive and all was going well on the same plan until i thought my foot felt a bit squishy. Now comes the embarrassing bit. I decided to find out why it was squishy and how much by inverting myself. My feet all of a sudden felt airy but there was something running down the legs of my undersuit and my neck felt a bit warmer all of a sudden. Alas to say i was diving in my own pee. And not just one little trickle. I decided to call the dive at this stage. I got out and undressed and then unzipped the suit. The stench was bad so i got out very quick. I dont know if luck was with me or against me but the undersuit had soaked most of it up so there was only about a cup full to tip out of my notsodrysuit.
Embarrassing enough? Whos next?

Matt