JD is my goober cousin on my first wife's second side who dropped out of kindergarten and has worked at Waffle House, Bob's Big Boy, the Piggly Wigley and who from the last info we got lives in a trailer in the south someplace that ain't got no wheels.
Actually it's rare that you have a rubber strap anymore --- they are either black or clear (frosted) silicone.
And, If someday I make TDL mask strap covers -- i will make you a pink one.
JDS