The new headline should read:

SHARK KILLER - The tables were turned today when shark and fish murderer Judson Newton ends up causing a Tiger Shark to be cut open to remove his body after foolishly abandoning a non sinking vessel. Although the shark was euthanized to remove the remains of his body, it seems a fitting end to a man that spilled so much blood in the same waters as the incident.

In other news, scientific study has found that eating shark fin actually reduced libido and shrinks male sexual organ size. During testing, one group was given shark fin as part of their daily diet while the other group was not given any shark fin. Food scientist Fum Duck put it best when he said "Raisins! Raisins! Raisins.....all the nuts are turning into raisins!!!!!!!!!!"