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Crime Of Thought
Crime Of Thought
Defendant (after being sentenced to 90 days in jail): "May I address the
court?"
Judge: "Of course."
Defendant: "If I called you a son of a bitch, what would you do?"
Judge: "I'd hold you in contempt and assess an additional five days in jail."
Defendant: "What if I thought you were a son of a bitch?"
Judge: "I can't do anything about that. There's no law against
thinking."
Defendant: "In that case, I think you're a son of a bitch."
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Now thats funny right there i don't care who ya are.
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Wreck Diving Moderator
OK, good way to break the ice for your first post.
Welcome to our forum. There are a lot of great people here, glad to have you aboard.
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Registered Users
It didn't work for me. I got an extra 30 days for it.
Thinking can be over-rated at times!
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