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    Talking 100 reasons why its great being a woman

    Do you gals think this is true?

    1. We can get laid anytime we want
    2. We never have to buy our own drinks at the bar
    3. We piss sitting down so its easier to pass out on the toilet when you're drunk
    4. We get out of speeding tickets by crying
    5. We get out of speeding tickets by showing a little cleavage or leg
    6. We can sleep our way to the top of the class
    7. We get to shop at Victoria's Secret
    8. We can marry rich and then not have to work
    9. We never have to pay when we go out on dates
    10. Men take us on all expense paid trips - all we have to do is sleep with them
    11. Men light our cigarettes for us
    12. Men hold the door open for us
    13. We pout better (those puppy dog eyes always work!)
    14. We're cuter
    15. We lie better
    16. We're better manipulators
    17. We always end up sleeping in the bed when we fight with our other halves - you guys get the couch
    18. We always have food in the fridge
    19. We don't worry about losing our hair
    20. We always get to choose the movie
    21. We don't have to mow the lawn
    22. We don't have to take out the garbage
    23. We don't have to paint the house or walls
    24. PMS - yet another excuse to bitch at men
    25. Cosmopolitan
    26. We can con our way out of anything - not just dig ourselves deeper into a hole
    27. Men unlock our side of the car first - a real bonus when its cold
    28. PMS is a legal defense for murder
    29. Men are like tiles, lay em right the first time ya can walk all over em forever
    30. We can masturbate more in a day than men
    31. 2 words - multi orgasmic
    32. We don't have to constantly adjust our genitals
    33. Sweat is sexy on us
    34. We never run out of excuses
    35. You guys may get to think about sex 200 times a day, but we could be having it that often
    36. Doggie style - that way we get to watch the game too
    37. We get expensive jewelry as gifts that we NEVER have to give back
    38. We get candy, flowers and jewelry all the time cuz men **** up so often
    39. We can give "the look" that will make any man want to cower in the corner
    40. Women are cleaner
    41. Women have more than one erogenous zone (in case you guys didn't know)
    42. We're better arguers
    43. We don't always have to think with our genitals
    44. Massage!!!!
    45. We're better parents
    46. We never have to sit home alone on a weekend night
    47. There's never a shortage of ready, willing and able men
    48. We're flexible
    49. When women get pissed we don't destroy property or hurt people -
    we just take it out on the world in general because we can
    50. Menopause - thank god we're not capable of having children after we're 50
    51. Menstruation - just another excuse to use so we can say "no" to sex
    52. Men in uniform
    53. There is no penis envy
    54. We can just roll over and go to sleep after we masturbate because there's no messy cleanup
    55. It generally takes us less to get drunk
    56. We have a higher tolerance to pain
    57. We often get to cut in line
    58. Most women actually look good in short shorts - men DON'T
    59. Better tips
    60. Women who don't wear underwear are considered sexy and wild, when men do it, its rather disgusting
    61. We have mastered civilized eating - we don't embarrass our friends or make loud bodily noises in public
    62. Women can go a day without showering or shaving and not look or smell disgusting - thank god for
    long pants and perfume!
    63. We can connive men into doing our homework, writing our papers or carrying our books anytime we want
    64. We don't have excessive amounts of body hair
    65. We don't spend 45 minutes on the toilet
    66. Men will pay us for sex
    67. Smoking the seeds in marijuana doesn't make us sterile
    68. We can throw a punch at a man and not get hit in return
    69. Men may fantasize about having sex with more than one woman at a time,
    but we can have sex with an entire football team at once if we want
    70. Men walk on the side of the sidewalk closest to the road so that if a car hits us, he gets hurt not us
    71. Women sweat less
    72. Women smell better
    73. When women make their boyfriends mad, we don't have to waste money on flowers or cards
    - a blowjob and sex fixes all
    74. Men are more often serial killers, thieves, rapists and cheats
    75. Women don't get the humor in the three stooges
    76. Women have three accessible holes
    77. We don't get embarrassed when buying tampons
    78. We're better gossips
    79. We have better fashion sense
    80. We're better shoppers
    81. We don't have to make fools out of ourselves to impress a man
    82. Our friends don't pick on us if we aren't sleeping with anyone
    83. Men don't know what our 'girl talk' is all about (and I'm not gonna tell you)
    84. We're all sittin on a gold mine - we know it and use it to our extreme advantage
    85. We don't have to drive when on a date
    86. An ugly woman can use makeup and get a new hairdo to become presentable - ugly men are just ****ed
    87. Women can use the old "that mark on my neck is from a curling iron burn" line
    88. Women know how fake it
    89. Women look better naked
    90. We know that rhythm doesn't only pertain to dancing
    91. When women are short, we're petite, when men are short, they're just short
    92. Women do less time for violent crime
    93. Women don't have to worry about not being able to get it up
    94. An oblong vegetable is all we need for a good time any night
    95. Women's conversations generally consist of more than just "uh huh, yep ok then bye"
    96. Women don't need an excuse to be in a bad mood
    97. Women never have to see combat
    98. The remote control is not an extension of ourselves
    99. Women are sexier

    and the 100th reason its better to be a woman - this one is
    definitely worthy of reiteration:
    100. We can get laid ANYTIME, ANYWHERE, ANY WAY we want it!
    Lottie

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    You're right.


    Damn...

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    Why thank you
    Lottie

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    #101 We can wear pretty underthings :P
    #102 We can own any breed of animal and not have our sexual orientation questioned.
    #103 It's cool no matter which way we swing.

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