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    Got forwarded this from a male friend of mine....

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    I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Pal at Big W and standing inline at the check out.

    A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

    On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Pal Diet again although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.

    I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Pal nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

    I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

    Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

    I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

    Stupid bitch...why else would I buy dog food??
    Lottie

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    love the ending

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    thats the bit that made me crack up in hysterics...I'd love to try it out though...but just need someone to ask me..........
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    That is frekin' GREAT!!!! Love that! OMG that was so funny, thanks for sharing!

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    Quote Originally Posted by lottie View Post
    thats the bit that made me crack up in hysterics...I'd love to try it out though...but just need someone to ask me..........
    Do you have a dog?
    "I have a cunning plan..."

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    No...but I am on a Pedigree crunchie bites diet..........

    (and to be truthful - yes, I do have a dog) :P
    Lottie

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    How much have you lost?
    "I have a cunning plan..."

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    Do you mean how many sacks of dry dog food she's lost so far?!

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    NO, he meant how much weight did she loose on the diet.

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    Truth be known I was trying to find out how much money she "waisted"
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