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    Depends on the size of the poo. And maybe the whale.

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    So then you need to design several sized whale pooper scoopers.
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    They'd have to be big as well.....unless whale poo disintegrates as soon as it makes contact with the water..... Eew.
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    Well, we are going to have to take a look at the consistance of the poo. Maybe I can have special pooper scoopers for when the whales are sick too. That way we can study the sick ones.

    Man, I could have an entire catalog of whale poo stuff! Special poo-proof gloves. Poo-viewers (microscope). Specimin jars and containers to hold the jars. A label kit with photos of the different types of whales on it.

    Ok, maybe I am getting a little poo happy here. I mean too happy here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by acelockco View Post
    Special poo-proof gloves.
    Er...Ace...I think you might need more than poo-proof gloves...maybe a poo-proof suit (dry or wet - your choice)
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    Oh yea, dry suit all the way, and a full face mask if I am going in! I am not into getting ANY poo on me! But that is the reason for the pooper-scooper. It is going to have to be remotely operated, so I can scoop poop without leaving the pilot house. I like wearing shorts and t-shirts ya know.

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    How about Whale Diapers!!! The starps could disolve in 24 hrs and a homing becon would activate as it breeched the surface. Then all you need is a crane to pluck it out of the water.

    What would Whale Diapers smell like?



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