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Thread: A Guy's (& his girls') WORST NIGHTMARE!

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    Quote Originally Posted by iDiveChick View Post
    Ok, when I first heard of this, my reaction was this has to be an urban legend.


    Below are photos of a candiru and a photo of one being surgically removed by A. Samad from a male's urethra.


    I dive chick,

    Do you look for this stuff on purpose? It is truly painful to even contemplate!

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    Quote Originally Posted by iDiveChick View Post
    Is it just me or is it some coincidence that the fish expert doctors' name was Dr. Johnson?





    no. i think it means something. no coincidence here...


    the modern flush toilet was popularized by Thomas Crapper.
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    I’m more concerned with the creatures from across the 8th dimension.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iDiveChick View Post
    Is it just me or is it some coincidence that the fish expert doctors' name was Dr. Johnson?
    Thank you iDC, this statement made my day
    "I have a cunning plan..."

    http://www.eoara.org/Home.html

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    Amtrosie wrote;
    Do you look for this stuff on purpose? It is truly painful to even contemplate!
    Contrary to popular belief, this has nothing to do with me getting in touch with my inner-freak.

    We were actually given all this info by a well known drysuit manufacturer that is trying to increase their marketshare.

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    [QUOTE=iDiveChick;4256]

    Contrary to popular belief, this has nothing to do with me getting in touch with my inner-freak.

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    Why not?

    This were most people shake their heads and walk ( RUN) away...
    "I have a cunning plan..."

    http://www.eoara.org/Home.html

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    I think you need to write your name while pissing.

    The little buggers are notoriously poor spellers, you know; and they can't anticipate where your next move is going, in order to swim in.

    I don't know what you girls will have to do...

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    I just looked at the photos i-dive posted and could not believe the last photo she posted. It looks to be a photo of a Dr. holding the removed thing from someone. In the background there is a huge ball sack just there. That was not something I was expecting to see.

    By the way, wouldn't these things swim into a womans "gill hole"?

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    Wink Dr. Johnson's 6 "

    Hey Dive Chick did you happen to notice Dr. "Johnson's" depiction of 6"...... that's why we men use a tape rule to measure ;-}

    diverchrispy

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    Talking

    I'm not sure about a drysuit. I'm taking no chances I've ordered a metal cricket box.
    It's better than walking on the water.

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