I actually know a guy like that. He'd drop, pardon this Tagalog swear phrase, "Put--- Ina," every few words (meaning "Your mother's a who--" *flinch*). His every line seemed to have a double exclamation mark at the end.
And then he got married. And then he had a daughter. And then his daughter got to an age where she parroted everthing her parents said.
He cleaned up his language virtually overnight
Lu-Ann G. Fuentes rambles on at http://layas.blogspot.com
"Today isn't any other day, you know." - Lewis Carroll
I belong to a dive club. We have several overnight gatherings throughout the year. One particular member drinks a bit much and needs to be curbed regularly. It is always the 1st story at the next gathering
I once dived with a female TV executive whose hair contained so many styling products that a neoprene dive hood was unable to flatten it. Picture Marge Simpson in black.
SSMD Diver.
Today is a good day to Dive.
h2O: Every dive group has one of course . Ours, after having one too many, had to be stopped from jumping off the balcony (over a woman, naturally). Instead, he fell off the living room sofa in his sleep -- and was convinced that one of us girls (all the way from the second floor where we were billeted?!) pushed him off it!
rubber chicken: During last month's dive, the girls noted how, on the banca on the way to the site, it was a boy in the group who pulled out some product from his bag that got passed around to the other boys. As they energetically massaged in the gloop on their faces, the still relaxed girls (who were done with a pat of sunblock even before the boat left the resort) couldn't help exchanging amused looks. We said we salute their wives/girlfriends for rewiring them
Lu-Ann G. Fuentes rambles on at http://layas.blogspot.com
"Today isn't any other day, you know." - Lewis Carroll
Once watch a guy step into the lake and immediatly relized he forgot to close the zipper on his drysuit...