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    What was wrong with knocking them over the head with a club and dragging them home? haha

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    Uh Matt, that would mess our hair up
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    I'm at a place called Vertigo
    ¿Dónde está?
    It's everything I wish I didn't know

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    Hahaha im Pro-Brittany

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    How about:-

    HIM: Excuse me but would you like to see my magic watch?
    HER: Magic?
    HIM: Yes, it is magic. In fact, at the moment, it is telling me that you are wearing no knickers!
    HER: Well, you are wrong because I am!
    HIM: Damn, it must be running ½ an hour fast again!


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    I must be getting old – what ever happened to “hi, I’m Bill?”

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    Quote Originally Posted by BillW View Post
    I must be getting old – what ever happened to “hi, I’m Bill?”
    Never worked for me. Might have something to do with my name not being Bill but im not sure.

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    If women found nervous gas releases and embarrased stuttering really attractive I would have had a wonderful sex life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zero View Post
    Never worked for me. Might have something to do with my name not being Bill but im not sure.

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    Hi, I’m Matt worked for me a few times when I didn’t want to be found again.

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    Gee, Missy... none of those worked on you! Oh ya, now I remember why...
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    What works for Missy is if you ask her if she wants to see your psychadelically painted wing backplates.


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    Hey Missy . . . "do you want to see my psychadelically painted wing backplates?"

    I'm just testing the theory!



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