Help for Our Single Guys Here...

[Sarah]

Maybe I'm different but I would think very poorly of a guy who used any "line" on me.

I had a guy who walked up to me in a gym and said: I don't like lines but I've noticed you here many times before and I would just like to say hello and meet you.

That was honesty and it worked.

[seasnake]

Hmmmm . . . I've never actually tried a "line" before ... I'm more of a "pine away from afar" kinda guy. lol

[SoCalDiveGirl]

Go ahead guys... try using the lines.. You'll meet lots of women... (although they'll probably throw their drinks on you and walk away)

*grin* I'm so helpful arent I?

[Zero]

they'll probably throw their drinks

Great free drinks What are the lines that dont work ladies? Just in case i need to go on a bender anytime soon.
Now for the stir.
What was wrong with knocking them over the head with a club and dragging them home? haha

Matt

[SoCalDiveGirl]

What was wrong with knocking them over the head with a club and dragging them home? haha

Matt

Uh Matt, that would mess our hair up

[Zero]

Hahaha im Pro-Brittany

[Finless]

How about:-

HIM: Excuse me but would you like to see my magic watch?
HER: Magic?
HIM: Yes, it is magic. In fact, at the moment, it is telling me that you are wearing no knickers!
HER: Well, you are wrong because I am!
HIM: Damn, it must be running ½ an hour fast again!

[Tigerbeach]

Uh Matt, that would mess our hair up

Maybe we were planning to mess your hair up...

[lottie]

The number of guys here that stop while i'm walking the dog and try some form of chat-up lines on me (thankfully not as bad as the ones missy posted - but very funny Anyway, i'm digressing) include:
"I really love your dog"
"Can I come with you next time you take him for a walk"

I just give them a look that just says "I can't believe you just said that"