SCUBA related pick up lines ...

[seasnake]

ha ha! I see . . . !

[Zero]

And then its only kinky the first time
I usually just sit back and lick my eyebrows and the women seem to just turn up Failing that nothing beats G'day hows it going, Hi, Hello, Good Morning.......Just talk and who knows where it will go.
Maybe its over to the girls here. What works for you? What doesnt?

Matt

[Purpleturtle]

I'm not single....and if the wife asks, I wasnt browsing this thread.LOL
Anyway this isnt a pick up line either, but it is amusing diving innuendo.
My nearest wetsuit manufacturer are called "Beaver" wetsuits, in West Yorkshire. They've printed up some t-shirts bearing the slogan

"happiness is a wet beaver!"

cant think why our wives wont let us wear them....

seriously tho'...they are the only manufacturer that I've found yet that make wetsuits for the curvier woman not just height related s,m,l,xl sizes.
Good on them!!!

[DrBill]

I'm glad I don't resort to pick up lines. In fact, it's been decades... I find the best way to meet women is to walk up and introduce myself, or have their instructor introduce them to me since I'm a pretty well known figure in SoCal diving circles (although I have almost no clue as to why this seems to be true... I just dive a lot).

[aowdan]

wanna check out the mix in my tank???

[Daddy-h2O]

"happiness is a wet beaver!"

How can I get one of those shirts!!!

[Bubble Maker]

Do you know CPR ? because you just took my breath away

I know that was pretty lame


I think I will stick to just using alchohol

[PinayDiver]

From the same guy at the same Anilao resort -

October: Stay overnight. I have a room. You wouldn't want to miss the Leonid meteor shower!

November: Stay overnight. I have a room. You wouldn't want to miss the coral spawning!

You gotta hand it to him; he employed nature in his setup

[santelmo]

are you a model? ( i wish! )

(duh! im 6'2, 210lbs w/ 38-40 inch waist line) go figure.... LOLZ

[CrackedConch]

It's not a pickup line but it can be an icebreaker...

When the conversation is going on about sharks, shark diving, etc... and the girl freaks out and says something like "ooh, I love diving, but sharks just scare me to death, I think I would freak out if I saw a shark"...

You very seriously reply that in your extensive diving experience, you have learned a way to make a shark instantly go away.

She will say, "Really? What is it? Please tell me in case I ever see one of those ferocious creatures!!"

You then say if a shark is coming at you and you want to make him go away, you just to do this... and put your hand over your eyes.


It is cheesy, but it might get you a laugh and maybe a punch on the arm.