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    Default SCUBA related pick up lines ...

    Okay,lets hear everybodys pick up lines for the dive site ...

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    Always the classic one.
    Divers do it deeper.

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    Am i the only corny one here? Or is everyone shy? Here we go:

    Nice tanks
    Rebreather divers go down deeper and stay longer
    Cave divers like tight wet holes
    Anyone else got some more?

    Matt

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    How about:

    "I hear scuba diving does a body good. Wow, you must dive A LOT!"

    ...................... why no, I don't have a girlfriend . . . why do you ask?

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    What kind of bouyancy do you see with those puppies?

    It's all virgin passage once you penetrate beyond where the tourists have been.

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    How long do you usually go down for?

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    with one of these, You can stay down for a looong time
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    Quote Originally Posted by grim reefer View Post
    with one of these, You can stay down for a looong time
    Thats hardcore tech. Twins and black. Just giving the wrong sign isnt it meant to be the other way?

    Matt

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    Okay, guys, I was trying to learn something here ... I was hoping for something I could really use, not something that was going to get me beat up ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by seasnake View Post
    Okay, guys, I was trying to learn something here ... I was hoping for something I could really use, not something that was going to get me beat up ...
    If you are getting beat up beyond the cursory slap, then you are definitely targeting the wrong women

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