Okay,lets hear everybodys pick up lines for the dive site ...
SCUBA related pick up lines ...
Okay,lets hear everybodys pick up lines for the dive site ...
Always the classic one.
Divers do it deeper.
Matt
Am i the only corny one here? Or is everyone shy? Here we go:
Nice tanks
Rebreather divers go down deeper and stay longer
Cave divers like tight wet holes
Anyone else got some more?
Matt
How about:
"I hear scuba diving does a body good. Wow, you must dive A LOT!"
...................... why no, I don't have a girlfriend . . . why do you ask?
What kind of bouyancy do you see with those puppies?
It's all virgin passage once you penetrate beyond where the tourists have been.
How long do you usually go down for?
Matt
more innuendo
I'm not single....and if the wife asks, I wasnt browsing this thread.LOL
Anyway this isnt a pick up line either, but it is amusing diving innuendo.
My nearest wetsuit manufacturer are called "Beaver" wetsuits, in West Yorkshire. They've printed up some t-shirts bearing the slogan
"happiness is a wet beaver!"
cant think why our wives wont let us wear them....
seriously tho'...they are the only manufacturer that I've found yet that make wetsuits for the curvier woman not just height related s,m,l,xl sizes.
Good on them!!!
I'm glad I don't resort to pick up lines. In fact, it's been decades... I find the best way to meet women is to walk up and introduce myself, or have their instructor introduce them to me since I'm a pretty well known figure in SoCal diving circles (although I have almost no clue as to why this seems to be true... I just dive a lot).
Visit my web site for images of and information about the marine life of southern California's kelp forests.
wanna check out the mix in my tank???
I love my job as a Parachute Rigger... but I'd rather just dive!
Dano
Originally Posted by Purpleturtle
How can I get one of those shirts!!!
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