SCUBA related pick up lines ...

[Zero]

How long do you usually go down for?

Matt

[grim reefer]

with one of these, You can stay down for a looong time

[Zero]

with one of these, You can stay down for a looong time

Thats hardcore tech. Twins and black. Just giving the wrong sign isnt it meant to be the other way?

Matt

[seasnake]

Okay, guys, I was trying to learn something here ... I was hoping for something I could really use, not something that was going to get me beat up ...

[BamaCaveDiver]

Okay, guys, I was trying to learn something here ... I was hoping for something I could really use, not something that was going to get me beat up ...

If you are getting beat up beyond the cursory slap, then you are definitely targeting the wrong women

[seasnake]

ha ha! I see . . . !

[Zero]

And then its only kinky the first time
I usually just sit back and lick my eyebrows and the women seem to just turn up Failing that nothing beats G'day hows it going, Hi, Hello, Good Morning.......Just talk and who knows where it will go.
Maybe its over to the girls here. What works for you? What doesnt?

Matt

[CrackedConch]

It's not a pickup line but it can be an icebreaker...

When the conversation is going on about sharks, shark diving, etc... and the girl freaks out and says something like "ooh, I love diving, but sharks just scare me to death, I think I would freak out if I saw a shark"...

You very seriously reply that in your extensive diving experience, you have learned a way to make a shark instantly go away.

She will say, "Really? What is it? Please tell me in case I ever see one of those ferocious creatures!!"

You then say if a shark is coming at you and you want to make him go away, you just to do this... and put your hand over your eyes.


It is cheesy, but it might get you a laugh and maybe a punch on the arm.

[Divingtoors]

It's not a pickup line but it can be an icebreaker...

When the conversation is going on about sharks, shark diving, etc... and the girl freaks out and says something like "ooh, I love diving, but sharks just scare me to death, I think I would freak out if I saw a shark"...

You very seriously reply that in your extensive diving experience, you have learned a way to make a shark instantly go away.

She will say, "Really? What is it? Please tell me in case I ever see one of those ferocious creatures!!"

You then say if a shark is coming at you and you want to make him go away, you just to do this... and put your hand over your eyes.


It is cheesy, but it might get you a laugh and maybe a punch on the arm.

ROTFLMAO

And this really worked.....!!
and maybe a few tequilas after our instantly planned night dive later the day

Brilliant suggestion... I will thi
nk of thee every time I use it

LOL

regards

Johan

[Delta_v18]

"Every breath you take, every move you make...i'll be watching you..." - dive buddy