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    Default An elephant and turtle

    An elephant was drinking out of a river one day, when he spotted a turtle asleep on a log. So, he ambled on over and kicked it clear across the river.

    "What did you do that for?" Asked a passing giraffe.

    "Because I recognized it as the same turtle that took a nip out of my trunk 53 years ago."

    "Wow, what a memory" commented the giraffe.

    "Yes," said the elephant, "turtle recall".

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    Hello elianna.

    Good Funny Joke !!!!! I also like to share a funny joke.

    This Kentucky horse breeder had a filly that won every race in which she was entered. But as she got older she became very temperamental. He soon found that when he raced her in the evening, she would win handily, but when she raced during the day she would come in dead last. He consulted the top veterinarians and horse psychologists to no avail. He finally had to give up because it had become a real night mare.

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