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    Crime Of Thought

    Defendant (after being sentenced to 90 days in jail): "May I address the
    court?"
    Judge: "Of course."
    Defendant: "If I called you a son of a bitch, what would you do?"
    Judge: "I'd hold you in contempt and assess an additional five days in jail."
    Defendant: "What if I thought you were a son of a bitch?"
    Judge: "I can't do anything about that. There's no law against
    thinking."
    Defendant: "In that case, I think you're a son of a bitch."

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    Now thats funny right there i don't care who ya are.

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    OK, good way to break the ice for your first post.

    Welcome to our forum. There are a lot of great people here, glad to have you aboard.

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    It didn't work for me. I got an extra 30 days for it.


    Thinking can be over-rated at times!

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