You know what would be so funny? After you guys are finished having a little "adult fun" you should roll over and look at him and say "so are we finished?"
ROFL...oh, but that is cruel....very cruel infact......but funny, oh yes, but i couldn't do that to him..hmm..maybe...nah...
I could probably teach him to swim, if he'll let me...i know we're surrounded by water, but you'd be surprised at the number of people here that can't swim!! (yeah, i know....)
Oh it's ok, he could still get his C-card from PADI