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My fella got jumped by a lamprey eel once. He was trying to attach himself to the side of his scooter. He hit the trigger, and the fella was sucked into the props. He wasn't hurt, just stunned a little.
Lamprey eels are not native to the St. Lawrence, and darn-it-all, they have sharp little teeth!