Diver I.Q. Test!

[Papa Bear]

#7: You book a live a board dive trip in the T & C islands. You are one of 18 divers aboard from all over the world! 4 from Great Britten, 2 from Sweden, 8 from Texas, 2 from Poland, yourself and a room mate from France! You are transiting to the Silver Banks in the middle of the night when a Carnival Cruise ship strikes your boat amide ship sending it to the bottom in the middle of the Tongue of the Sea! You're in International waters!

So where would the survivors be buried?

[Papa Bear]

#8: (I will be gone from the 2nd to the 6th so I am posting ahead a little we might not have service?) A dive boat leaves the dock with 32 80cft Aluminum tanks on board! The weather becomes so bad that the tank racks rip away and all but 13 tanks are swept overboard! How many tanks are left on the boat when it limped back to the dock without sinking?

[Papa Bear]

#9 How far can a diver go on a reef from a dive boat on an Aluminum 80cft SCUBA tank at a depth of 45ftsw? Given he has been asked to be back on board with 500psi in his tank?

[Papa Bear]

#10 Again your on a dive boat with divers from all over the world this coming week! The Boat is in Nassau Bahamas does the boat have 4th of July if it is registered in Belize and most of the divers are English?

[acelockco]

#7: You book a live a board dive trip in the T & C islands. You are one of 18 divers aboard from all over the world! 4 from Great Britten, 2 from Sweden, 8 from Texas, 2 from Poland, yourself and a room mate from France! You are transiting to the Silver Banks in the middle of the night when a Carnival Cruise ship strikes your boat amide ship sending it to the bottom in the middle of the Tongue of the Sea! You're in International waters!

So where would the survivors be buried?

Sh*t, when did the survivors die? I was hoping to see them again on another trip. Am I dead?

[Papa Bear]

Ace, your too smart! Wait to see how many you get and I will tell you your dive level! Good job! The answer: They don't!

[rubber chicken]

#5: Two SCUBA divers diving off the coast of Grease found two coins around the area of a sunken ship! They were Persian in origin dated 983BC they where near the landing sight of the battle of Thermopylae! Is this possible and why?

No, it isn't possible because coins won't be dated BC ( Before Christ) 'cause how would they know they were before him?

[Papa Bear]

RC gets another one!

[rubber chicken]

#10 Again your on a dive boat with divers from all over the world this coming week! The Boat is in Nassau Bahamas does the boat have 4th of July if it is registered in Belize and most of the divers are English?

Everybody has a 4th July, its just that not everybody celebrates it! Only the Americans for Independence Day, ( and the Brits for getting rid of the Americans )

[Papa Bear]

Man are you looking this stuff up? LOL Nice job! I got a Brit friend of mine on that one!