Hello there.

English diver from Essex here - trying to escape that 'cwazy wrabble' on Divernet - seriously, they could start a barney in an empty room

I'm trying to think what the American equivalent of Essex would be, without offending anyone from those parts?

Perhaps if you were to cross Texas with Queens?

Anyway - I'm sure we'll get to know each other in due course.

Interested in photographic wrecks as long as they're sitting in warm water - what? I said I'm from Essex - didn't say I was stupid!