- When you provide help to the "new" employee on the register software in your favorite store... one you have never worked for!

- You can't find your keys, but the store you DON'T work for calls to ask you where something is located...

- Your number is listed on the Alarm call list when the owner is not there...

- You are called to settle a dispute between 2 divers, while you are about to undergo knee surgery...

- The Divecon/Divemaster asks you for GPS coordinates from the boat... you are not on it