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    A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool he noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to attention and asked, "Sir, what will you have".The man thought a moment then replied, "A martini please".The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man had ever had.The robot then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ".
    The man answered "Oh, about 164."The robot then proceeded to discuss the theory of relativity, interstellar space travel, the latest medical break-through's, etc.The man was most impressed.

    He left the bar but thought he would try a different tact. He returned and took a seat. Again the robot clicked and asked what he would have. "A martini please".Again it was superb. The robot again asked. "What is your IQ sir".This time the man answered, "Oh, about 100".The robot started discussing Nascar racing, the latest basketball scores, and what to expect the Dodgers to do this weekend.

    The guy had to try it one more time. He left, returned and took a stool.
    Again a martini, and the question, "What is your IQ".This time the man drawled out, "Uh... about 50".The robot clicked then leaned close and very slowly asked...

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    you are giving people with a 50 point IQ a bad name, and there are way to many of them to upset!
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    . . . *snicker* . . .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tigerbeach View Post
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    Now that is F%@*in great!

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    That's a good one...maybe I should get one of those for the Bar? Then I can just sit back and relax with a pina colada LOL
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    nothing should ever come between a Guiness and a frosty mug.

    forget IQ, don't speak, please..."I'm drinking"


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    phrenicnerve,

    I like your signature, I recently went out to California and could not get a camp site for the life of me. Eventually we found a National Forest, where our land is still ours.

    I didn't know there were so many rules at National Parks either!

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