Hilarious DIR Stroke Test

[Sarah]

Ok, are you a TRUE DIR diver, or are you an Internet DIR stroke diver?

In the past, only a full completion of all GUE courses then rigorous testing and scrutiny could determine such, or a blessing from George or JJ could elevate you to such lofty status.

Not anymore! All you have to do now is take the simple DIR Stroke Test and see for yourself whether you are a true DIR diver or an Internet DIR Stroke.

DIR Stroke Diver Test


Image credit: Photo by Robbert Westerdyk


As an addendum, this is meant as fun, and it sure is, so any posts calling DIR into question should be made elsewhere in the rants, meltdowns and beefs forum.

[acelockco]

The link to the test does not work.

[thalassamania]

Stroke Test

PS: I come up 95% DIR on the test but am not DIR in the least, I dive a long hose but I can't stomach fool-aid.

[Tom R]

It is a known fact that the DIR community thinks being a little DIR is better then not being DIR at all.

[Papa Bear]

I think its better to be a DIM diver! I would rather have a diver diving in real water than talking about it! Doing It More will make you a diver!

[Sarah]

The link has been fixed. I did around 88%. I am not sure if that means I am a 12% stroke or an 88% stroke, lol.

[shellbackdiver]

I think its better to be a DIM diver! I would rather have a diver diving in real water than talking about it! Doing It More will make you a diver!

Sure doing it more can help being a better diver as long as you don't already have bad habits. If you are already diving with bad habits those habits just get bigger and more bad habits are created. Scored 100%.

[hbh2oguard]

Well I have to say I know little, if any about DIR and I got 75% DIR status. Right know I really don't want to know, nor care to know much about DIR because who's to say what's right? Not to say that I'm not open to it but some of what's considered DIR just doesn't make sense.

[Tigerbeach]

Who's to say what's right?

Amen brother.
Probably more wrong ways than right ones, these days.

[hbh2oguard]

Well I'm glad some one agrees. I think we should send some praise to Papa. I'm liking the DIM How about DIB(do it better)