"Man Laws"

[PinayDiver]

You must be a rocker with a stable of groupie chicks, or you must be a buffed pro football or basketball player who is just pimping ones self out displaying bling, and you must have never seen BrokeBack Mountain.

Left ear pierced = straight
Right ear pierced = gay
Both ears pierced = confused

Seeing that this guy is a buffed diver who likes surrounding himself with female "groupies," who he entertains with a default shtick of acting flamboyantly gay yet mock-threatens to "prove" he's a manly-man to whoever doubts it -- I'd say, "keep us confused" must be a Man Law too

[littleleemur]

Seeing that this guy is a buffed diver who likes surrounding himself with female "groupies," who he entertains with a default shtick of acting flamboyantly gay yet mock-threatens to "prove" he's a manly-man to whoever doubts it -- I'd say, "keep us confused" must be a Man Law too

And might he also have a peacock tail on his derrier a la Jimmy MacElroy? Or a custom nude sequined wetsuit de Chazz Michaels Michaels?

[The Publisher]

This now brings us to Man-Law #30:

The only acceptable association with anything flamboyant is this:

[BamaCaveDiver]

What about piercing in other parts of the anatomy?

= in need of some serious help/counseling

[BamaCaveDiver]

Seeing that this guy is a buffed diver who likes surrounding himself with female "groupies," who he entertains with a default shtick of acting flamboyantly gay yet mock-threatens to "prove" he's a manly-man to whoever doubts it -- I'd say, "keep us confused" must be a Man Law too

That's the number one rule (but it is unwritten to add to the confusion.)

[The Publisher]

Here's a Man law; we don't need to talk about things to "feel better".

This brings us to Man-Law #31: If we don't talk about it, it will go way and become fine.

[lottie]

This brings us to Man-Law #31: If we don't talk about it, it will go way and become fine.

that is just too true.
and to quote Dr Gray (or whoever it was) from his book "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus" - Men hide in their caves, while women talk.

Very interesting, insightful book and i highly recommend it

[Tigerbeach]

that is just too true.
and to quote Dr Gray (or whoever it was) from his book "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus" - Men hide in their caves, while women talk.

Very interesting, insightful book and i highly recommend it

Trust me, it isn't just "hiding"; often we are protecting you from the dragon...

[littleleemur]

He's talking about man-rule: 28: "There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics. Ever."

There's actually an exception to that clause. It reads like: "Not withstanding Man-Law Section 28, ice skating movies like "Blade of Glory" or others that make fun of men's ice skating costumes is an acceptable exception."

Did anyone watch the Figure skating Championships past Sunday? I have a group of very confused 7yr-old boys that think Johnny Weir is a woman because he's "wearing a dress" that he refers to as a "sparkling onesie":

http://www.daylife.com/photo/03d3dOv8fL93o/Johnny_Weir
http://www.daylife.com/photo/0aqp1Fegop4yM/Johnny_Weir

It's a double-satin off-the-shoulder, deep-V front & back with appliqued marabou feathers and crystal corset straps.

[The Publisher]

Lol, Littlelemur! I just caught some ice skating a second ago flipping through the channels, (man law: an athletic girl clad in a skimpy number was skating -the only time a man can watch ice skating)

And there is this Johnny Weird guy hissing his way through an interview. His outfit confirmed my suspicions. He is not subject to man laws though as he is not a guy.



I would have thought after the "Blades of Glory" guys shown above, men, and I use that term loosley, would get the hint, but as you can see below, apparently some aren't guys.