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    Quote Originally Posted by seasnake View Post
    Rule 30: Should any man break any of these rules, due to a moment of weakness, drunkeness, outright stupidity, trying to impress a chick, etc., he is under no obligation to ever reveal the nature of the transgression or the fact that a transgression every occured. This rule is binding until death. However, if the transgressors friends become aware of the infraction by other means, they are well within their rights to tell all his other friends and as a group they may, at their discretion and without limit, razz him about it.
    erm..can we have that in english or a cliff notes version??

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    ^When you edit "WoMEN" rules so we can understand. By the way, it makes perfect sense to me
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    Quote Originally Posted by lottie View Post
    erm..can we have that in english or a cliff notes version??

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    See rule 28 again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tigerbeach View Post
    See rule 28 again.
    He's talking about man-rule: 28: "There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics. Ever."

    There's actually an exception to that clause. It reads like: "Not withstanding Man-Law Section 28, ice skating movies like "Blade of Glory" or others that make fun of men's ice skating costumes is an acceptable exception."

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    At last night's party, I made the mistake of asking a guy (in jest, in jest! and only because he's a pal) if he's gay (nothing wrong with that in any case) on account of his jewelry (earring on the left ear). What does your Man Laws say about jewelry?
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    What does your Man Laws say about jewelry?
    You must be a rocker with a stable of groupie chicks, or you must be a buffed pro football or basketball player who is just pimping ones self out displaying bling, and you must have never seen BrokeBack Mountain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PinayDiver View Post
    At last night's party, I made the mistake of asking a guy (in jest, in jest! and only because he's a pal) if he's gay (nothing wrong with that in any case) on account of his jewelry (earring on the left ear). What does your Man Laws say about jewelry?
    Left ear pierced = straight
    Right ear pierced = gay
    Both ears pierced = confused

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    Quote Originally Posted by BamaCaveDiver View Post
    Left ear pierced = straight
    Right ear pierced = gay
    Both ears pierced = confused
    What about piercing in other parts of the anatomy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by littleleemur View Post
    What about piercing in other parts of the anatomy?
    Either they are seriously into S&M in a big way or just confused
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    LittleLemur,

    Such piercings on guys are usually verboten as they would be uncomfortable when "presented" to the woman. Don't you just love euphamisms?

    Speaking of right ear piercings Bama, I went through a formal massage school for fun and there was this guy definately not into women named Kip who liked to wear see-through shirts, or mesh shorts so EVERYONE saw his nipple rings. There was always this group tension associated with him silently displaying them to all, and nobody said a word. The tension could be cut with a knife at times, and I just HAD to take advantage of that somehow but good naturedly.

    So one day we're all doing class partner practice and he is partnered with the usual guy and I am partnered with the usual woman and the instructor asks if the room is too cold, since our partners have nothing on but a thin sheet partial covering whatever.

    So I stated; "If it gets any colder, Kips rings are going to stand up!".

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