Quote Originally Posted by The Publisher View Post
You must be a rocker with a stable of groupie chicks, or you must be a buffed pro football or basketball player who is just pimping ones self out displaying bling, and you must have never seen BrokeBack Mountain.
Quote Originally Posted by BamaCaveDiver View Post
Left ear pierced = straight
Right ear pierced = gay
Both ears pierced = confused

Seeing that this guy is a buffed diver who likes surrounding himself with female "groupies," who he entertains with a default shtick of acting flamboyantly gay yet mock-threatens to "prove" he's a manly-man to whoever doubts it -- I'd say, "keep us confused" must be a Man Law too