"Man Laws"

[lottie]

9: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.

why??

14: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.

why???

23: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have intimacy with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.

Now that explains sooooo much....

25: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.

why????

28: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics. Ever.

why??????

Thanks
one confused girlie

[acelockco]

Rule 28: No man should ever try to explain the man rules to a woman. And no man should ever need an explination.

Rul3 29: Spelling does not matter. <-------Period.

[seasnake]

Rule 30: Should any man break any of these rules, due to a moment of weakness, drunkeness, outright stupidity, trying to impress a chick, etc., he is under no obligation to ever reveal the nature of the transgression or the fact that a transgression every occured. This rule is binding until death. However, if the transgressors friends become aware of the infraction by other means, they are well within their rights to tell all his other friends and as a group they may, at their discretion and without limit, razz him about it.

[acelockco]

Or he may be flogged or keel hauled depending on the severity of the infraction and the descretion of his friends.

[Tigerbeach]

Here's a Man law; we don't need to talk about things to "feel better".

[Tommy_D]

Man Law 30: It's easier to ask for forgiveness after than it is to ask for permission before.

[lottie]

Rule 30: Should any man break any of these rules, due to a moment of weakness, drunkeness, outright stupidity, trying to impress a chick, etc., he is under no obligation to ever reveal the nature of the transgression or the fact that a transgression every occured. This rule is binding until death. However, if the transgressors friends become aware of the infraction by other means, they are well within their rights to tell all his other friends and as a group they may, at their discretion and without limit, razz him about it.

erm..can we have that in english or a cliff notes version??

thanks

[Daddy-h2O]

^When you edit "WoMEN" rules so we can understand. By the way, it makes perfect sense to me

[Tigerbeach]

erm..can we have that in english or a cliff notes version??

thanks

See rule 28 again.

[The Publisher]

See rule 28 again.

He's talking about man-rule: 28: "There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics. Ever."

There's actually an exception to that clause. It reads like: "Not withstanding Man-Law Section 28, ice skating movies like "Blade of Glory" or others that make fun of men's ice skating costumes is an acceptable exception."