"Man Laws"

[seasnake]

Rule 30: Should any man break any of these rules, due to a moment of weakness, drunkeness, outright stupidity, trying to impress a chick, etc., he is under no obligation to ever reveal the nature of the transgression or the fact that a transgression every occured. This rule is binding until death. However, if the transgressors friends become aware of the infraction by other means, they are well within their rights to tell all his other friends and as a group they may, at their discretion and without limit, razz him about it.

[acelockco]

Or he may be flogged or keel hauled depending on the severity of the infraction and the descretion of his friends.

[Tigerbeach]

Here's a Man law; we don't need to talk about things to "feel better".

[Tommy_D]

Man Law 30: It's easier to ask for forgiveness after than it is to ask for permission before.

[lottie]

Rule 30: Should any man break any of these rules, due to a moment of weakness, drunkeness, outright stupidity, trying to impress a chick, etc., he is under no obligation to ever reveal the nature of the transgression or the fact that a transgression every occured. This rule is binding until death. However, if the transgressors friends become aware of the infraction by other means, they are well within their rights to tell all his other friends and as a group they may, at their discretion and without limit, razz him about it.

erm..can we have that in english or a cliff notes version??

thanks

[Daddy-h2O]

^When you edit "WoMEN" rules so we can understand. By the way, it makes perfect sense to me

[Tigerbeach]

erm..can we have that in english or a cliff notes version??

thanks

See rule 28 again.

[The Publisher]

See rule 28 again.

He's talking about man-rule: 28: "There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics. Ever."

There's actually an exception to that clause. It reads like: "Not withstanding Man-Law Section 28, ice skating movies like "Blade of Glory" or others that make fun of men's ice skating costumes is an acceptable exception."

[PinayDiver]

At last night's party, I made the mistake of asking a guy (in jest, in jest! and only because he's a pal) if he's gay (nothing wrong with that in any case) on account of his jewelry (earring on the left ear). What does your Man Laws say about jewelry?

[The Publisher]

What does your Man Laws say about jewelry?

You must be a rocker with a stable of groupie chicks, or you must be a buffed pro football or basketball player who is just pimping ones self out displaying bling, and you must have never seen BrokeBack Mountain.