"Man Laws"

[littleleemur]

He's talking about man-rule: 28: "There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics. Ever."

There's actually an exception to that clause. It reads like: "Not withstanding Man-Law Section 28, ice skating movies like "Blade of Glory" or others that make fun of men's ice skating costumes is an acceptable exception."

Did anyone watch the Figure skating Championships past Sunday? I have a group of very confused 7yr-old boys that think Johnny Weir is a woman because he's "wearing a dress" that he refers to as a "sparkling onesie":

http://www.daylife.com/photo/03d3dOv8fL93o/Johnny_Weir
http://www.daylife.com/photo/0aqp1Fegop4yM/Johnny_Weir

It's a double-satin off-the-shoulder, deep-V front & back with appliqued marabou feathers and crystal corset straps.

[The Publisher]

Lol, Littlelemur! I just caught some ice skating a second ago flipping through the channels, (man law: an athletic girl clad in a skimpy number was skating -the only time a man can watch ice skating)

And there is this Johnny Weird guy hissing his way through an interview. His outfit confirmed my suspicions. He is not subject to man laws though as he is not a guy.



I would have thought after the "Blades of Glory" guys shown above, men, and I use that term loosley, would get the hint, but as you can see below, apparently some aren't guys.

[seasnake]

wow, what can you say to those pictures . . .

[shinek]

Noticed a missing rule, # ..... I've lost count. Anyway, no fruit in beer, I don't care what trendy, marketing exec thought it up, my suspicion is that he (or she) had shares in a lime grove somewhere anyway.
In the words of Burt Reynolds, "why don't you stick an umbrella in it, serve it in a coconut and call in a Beer-a-colada?".