Strategies for Talking off work to dive

[Sarah]

Have you ever wanted to go on that exotic, tropical dive trip, but work wouldn't let you take off?

Well, what if you had a death in the family, or had a medical illness/emergency, or jury duty?

You don't have to wait for any of these tragedies anymore, now there is a new service that will provide the apprppriate documents to forward to work so that you too can go on that exotic, tropical dive vacation.....whenever you want!

http://phoneyexcuses.com/

http://myexcusedabsence.com/

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[PinayDiver]

What cracked me up is http://myexcusedabsence.com/ is giving a lucky customer "a free boob job" How do you think they figured that their niche audience is likely to want one? lol

[h2odragon1]

I ran out of excuses, so I had to use the big one!
I called in dead last Fri. now they wont let me come back! Something about not being invited to the funeral.

[The Publisher]

I am not sure what guy would want to get the free boobjob....

[acelockco]

I'll take two.