Strategies for Talking off work to dive

Have you ever wanted to go on that exotic, tropical dive trip, but work wouldn't let you take off?

Well, what if you had a death in the family, or had a medical illness/emergency, or jury duty?

You don't have to wait for any of these tragedies anymore, now there is a new service that will provide the apprppriate documents to forward to work so that you too can go on that exotic, tropical dive vacation.....whenever you want!

http://phoneyexcuses.com/

http://myexcusedabsence.com/

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What cracked me up is http://myexcusedabsence.com/ is giving a lucky customer "a free boob job" :) How do you think they figured that their niche audience is likely to want one? lol

I ran out of excuses, so I had to use the big one!
I called in dead last Fri. now they wont let me come back! Something about not being invited to the funeral.

I am not sure what guy would want to get the free boobjob....

I'll take two.