TSA Starts to Deploy New Software in their Child Porn Scanners

One of the reasons why the TSA child porn scanners have been illegal and deploying them violates your Constitutional rights and is a crime is because there are other, less intrusive methods of engaging in security theater.

Specifically, Denmark has scanners that project an outline of a generic body, and if someone were to try to bring on board a weapon that can bring down a plane with a secure cockpit door, with, say, like a small nail clippers, 2 ounces of breast milk or like 10 grams of marijuana, the software just superimposes onto the generic outline of the human form wear the weapon of mass destruction would be.

Now amongst all the whopper lies the TSA congenitally has been foisting upon a gullible public from the get-go, they claimed that such software generated too many false positives.

Guess what: So what are they are now deploying at Vegas' McCarran airport? You guessed it, new software that does the same thing as the Danish scanners.

Now forget about the fact that Al Qaeda uses rectum bombs and TSA knows it, and these child porn scanners cannot find explosives hidden in body cavities, because as long as former head of the Department of Homeland Insecurity Chertoff and his minions continue to lobby politicians with huge bribes to deploy porn scanners, at least the scanner manufacturers, their lobbyists and corrupt politicians are making a bundle at the expense of your civil rights and privacy while not making you any safer.

On the good side of things, I am still able to refuse the porn scan and opt for a nice groping instead.