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lottie
08-03-2007, 03:06 AM
10 signs that you're addicted to Scuba

* every morning the sound of shaving foam (psshhhht) makes you want to go diving.
* you actually like wearing a full-length wetsuit, hood, gloves, boots, fins, mask, snorkel, buoyancy compensator, compressed air tank, scuba regulator, dive computer, a knife strapped to your inside calf, and 7 kg of lead around your waist.
* the local dive shop people recognise you - on the telephone.
* you automatically breathe out when you walk up a flight of stairs.
* you suddenly discover a fervent interest in attending scientific conferences in Vanuatu, the Red Sea, the Caribbean, Thailand and the Great Barrier Reef.
* the value of money is measured by how much dive gear you could buy with it.
* no-one asks for your certification card any more.
* fresh air is starting to taste funny.
* the most comon word on your credit card bill is DIVE.
* your house always smells of wet neoprene.
* you put your left shoe on by dropping it on the ground, standing on the toe of the shoe with your right heel, and forcing your left foot into the shoe.


10 signs you've been diving too much...
10) You have to put your total number of dives in scientific notation.
9) You look back at your logbooks and realize you've spent more time at decompression than at uni.
8) You're permanently prune-figured.
7) Your dive log is available on Amazon.com.
6) You have named all the buff bream on your favourite wreck.
5) You worry that your office elevator is ascending too quickly.
4) You've stopped logging your dives because it's easier to just log your surface intervals.
3) Your "time to fly" is measured in months.
2) Your picture appears on fish identification tables.
1) You clear your ears prior to stepping on a down escalator.


Well they had me cracked up with laughter

More can be found here http://www.maths.uwa.edu.au/~adrian/scubacurio.html

:D

acelockco
08-03-2007, 03:28 AM
Hello, my name is Ace and I am an addict.

lottie
08-03-2007, 03:35 AM
LOL

My name is Lottie and I need to get out more...and go diving :D

acelockco
08-03-2007, 03:43 AM
You are always welcome to come to beautiful PA and do as many dives as you want in our local quarry. I am sure it is great compaired to that horrid diving and that yucky weather you have down there in St. Lucia.

lottie
08-03-2007, 03:53 AM
oh yeah its absolutely terrible at the moment...all this rain, 89F heat, humidity like anything.....very bad indeed :)

Carp_dm
08-03-2007, 02:04 PM
I resemble those remarks...

Carp_dm
08-03-2007, 02:12 PM
Hello, my name is Ace and I am an addict.

LOL! Hi, my name is Carp and I'm a freshwater bonehead, I mean, bonefish.

acelockco
08-03-2007, 09:31 PM
I am sooooooo happy that it is friday and I am done with work! I need a break.....

Carp_dm
08-03-2007, 09:47 PM
I hear ya brother! My brain has been in deep-fry all week. I think I'll sneek off for a solo dive this weekend up on the Comal River if it's not still flooded.

jmichaels
09-28-2007, 01:49 PM
your house always smells of wet neoprene. ......


LOL


I love the smell of neoprene in the morning!

rubber chicken
09-28-2007, 03:51 PM
5) You worry that your office elevator is ascending too quickly.





You stop the elevator on the floor below yours and wait for 5 minutes before carrying on.:D

lottie
09-28-2007, 06:57 PM
That's a good one RubberChicken.....very funny indeed LOL