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lottie
07-20-2007, 11:13 PM
Got forwarded this from a male friend of mine....

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I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Pal at Big W and standing inline at the check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Pal Diet again although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Pal nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

Stupid bitch...why else would I buy dog food??

hbh2oguard
07-21-2007, 12:44 AM
love the ending

lottie
07-21-2007, 02:51 AM
thats the bit that made me crack up in hysterics...I'd love to try it out though...but just need someone to ask me.......... :)

acelockco
07-21-2007, 01:08 PM
That is frekin' GREAT!!!! Love that! OMG that was so funny, thanks for sharing!

Daddy-h2O
07-21-2007, 03:07 PM
thats the bit that made me crack up in hysterics...I'd love to try it out though...but just need someone to ask me.......... :)

Do you have a dog?:cool:

lottie
07-21-2007, 06:03 PM
No...but I am on a Pedigree crunchie bites diet..........

(and to be truthful - yes, I do have a dog) :P

Daddy-h2O
07-23-2007, 01:23 AM
How much have you lost?

Sarah
07-23-2007, 03:39 AM
Do you mean how many sacks of dry dog food she's lost so far?! ;)

acelockco
07-23-2007, 01:49 PM
NO, he meant how much weight did she loose on the diet.

Daddy-h2O
07-23-2007, 04:22 PM
Truth be known I was trying to find out how much money she "waisted"

acelockco
07-23-2007, 04:57 PM
Ooh Ok. :confused:

Anyway, I like your new Avitar Daddy-h2O, it looks like Tommy Chong the stoner Pirate. ;)

Daddy-h2O
07-23-2007, 05:02 PM
I like stupid british comedies

The character in the avatar is Baldrick from the Black Adder series, the previous one was Ace Rimmer from Red Dwarf.

acelockco
07-23-2007, 05:15 PM
I thought the previous one was you?

Really, it just looked like a regular photo.

Well anyway, my avitar is really me, but it is an OLD photo.

lottie
07-23-2007, 06:42 PM
Daddy H2o - do you have a plan so cunning you can stick a tail on it and call it a weasel??????
(I just LOVE that episode - got all of them on DVD!!)

Anyway....yes, I have lost weight (about 28 pounds in total - yes, honestly!!!) Do you know, dog biscuits are actually really nice :D

Daddy-h2O
07-23-2007, 08:30 PM
I thought the previous one was you?

Really, it just looked like a regular photo.

Well anyway, my avitar is really me, but it is an OLD photo.

I really can not look at my own photo's of me. It always looks like a balding fat guy. Well fatter than I feel anyways. I figure if using my personality for birth control stops working I can always use my looks:cool:

acelockco
07-23-2007, 08:49 PM
OMG, that is too funny. LMAO!!!

Daddy-h2O
07-23-2007, 09:01 PM
Glad to help

lottie
07-23-2007, 11:13 PM
It seems to me (and please correct me if I'm wrong) that anything is funny to Ace :D

Daddy-h2O
07-23-2007, 11:59 PM
What? Don't you think I'm Funny?

acelockco
07-24-2007, 12:44 AM
It seems to me (and please correct me if I'm wrong) that anything is funny to Ace :D

Oh you noticed I have a great sense of humor.

Thanks

lottie
07-24-2007, 08:05 PM
Oh you noticed I have a great sense of humor.

Thanks

Ace - I didnt say that you have a great sense of humour...i just said that anything seems funny to you :D :D :D :D

lottie
07-24-2007, 08:06 PM
What? Don't you think I'm Funny?

As Baldrick - yes
In Time Team - er......no

Daddy-h2O
07-24-2007, 08:16 PM
Well that's just wrong...

acelockco
07-24-2007, 09:19 PM
Ace - I didnt say that you have a great sense of humour...i just said that anything seems funny to you :D :D :D :D


Maybe I am like you put it in another post of yours.......

can tell jokes

and gets jokes

Tigerbeach
07-28-2007, 09:06 PM
This morning on the way to town I rear-ended a car at a light while not really paying attention.

The driver got out.. he was a dwarf.

He said, "I'm not happy"...







I replied, "Well, which one are you then?"

Phlocker
07-28-2007, 10:42 PM
If I could lick my own balls, I'dnever go diving!!! LOL