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Daddy-h2O
04-27-2007, 01:11 AM
What happened to DB Cooper?

Daddy-h2O
04-27-2007, 01:14 AM
To steal one from Stephen Wright
If you melted dry ice and then went swimming in it would you get wet?

Sarah
04-27-2007, 01:16 AM
He's working for us.

Daddy-h2O
04-27-2007, 01:30 AM
Add some of your own!!

Ever seen a

House fly

a Rubber Band

PinayDiver
04-27-2007, 10:24 AM
Ah, I actually have a question-for-the-day (on the heels of this scam reported on CNN, which I caught just this morning before leaving for work).

How could rich Japanese mistake sheep for poodle?

(Background: The lid was blown wide open when a Japanese actor complained on TV that his “poodle” neither barked nor ate dog food. Thousands called in to say, hey, that looks like my dog too. Apparently, an internet-based company sold them sheep as some kind of specialty poodle.)

seasnake
04-27-2007, 02:17 PM
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SoCalDiveGirl
04-27-2007, 09:19 PM
How could rich Japanese mistake sheep for poodle?

(Background: The lid was blown wide open when a Japanese actor complained on TV that his “poodle” neither barked nor ate dog food. Thousands called in to say, hey, that looks like my dog too. Apparently, an internet-based company sold them sheep as some kind of specialty poodle.)


You would think the hooved feet would have been a tip off..... or the fact that they went "baaaaa" instead of Woof.
No shortage of brilliant people in this world, thats for sure.
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/images/cloning8.jpg

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/images/cloning10.jpg

Sarah
04-28-2007, 12:48 AM
The last image bears a passing resemblence to Yoda.

Daddy-h2O
04-28-2007, 02:56 AM
Ah, I actually have a question-for-the-day (on the heels of this scam reported on CNN, which I caught just this morning before leaving for work).

How could rich Japanese mistake sheep for poodle?

(Background: The lid was blown wide open when a Japanese actor complained on TV that his “poodle” neither barked nor ate dog food. Thousands called in to say, hey, that looks like my dog too. Apparently, an internet-based company sold them sheep as some kind of specialty poodle.)

Because just like here in the US, rich famous people know everthing and the rest of us just follow like, ...well,... hum sheep ?

jeff98208
04-28-2007, 03:47 AM
if your knees bent the other way, what would a chair look like??? if the buildings are already built, shouldn't they be called builts??? and the dive chick is right... the last image does bare the resemblance to yoda! ( may the force of diving be with us. ):p

Daddy-h2O
04-28-2007, 02:27 PM
If right handed people use the left side of the brain. Are left handed people in thier right mind?

If the opposite of pro is con
Shouldn't the opposite progress be Congress

Why do we park in the driveway and drive on a parkway

jeff98208
04-28-2007, 05:22 PM
why is it if it comes by air plane, its called a shipment, and if comes by train its called cargo? and theres a wawa tatwo ( 2 ) but theres no wawa wawon ( 1 )...

Daddy-h2O
04-29-2007, 01:17 AM
What is a wawa tatwo ? I remeber my days in Southern Pa near the Jersey boarder, there were several WAWA convient stores, probly not the same.

Would you rather date the "widow" Wilma Flintstone, or the "widow" Rubble?

jeff98208
04-29-2007, 04:17 AM
oops typ-o i forgot the word "in". a wawa is a w.

Daddy-h2O
04-30-2007, 01:12 AM
Can a man find happiness without purpose?

dalehall
04-30-2007, 01:59 AM
Can a man find happiness without purpose?

Only if she lets him. :D

Daddy-h2O
04-30-2007, 09:58 PM
^now ask a question

I fill it in for you...

Where in the food pyramid is pizza?

PinayDiver
05-02-2007, 10:01 AM
why is it if it comes by air plane, its called a shipment, and if comes by train its called cargo?

...and of course there's the classic: why do we drive through a parkway and park in a driveway?

jeff98208
05-02-2007, 05:07 PM
if a tree falls and no one is around to hear it, did it really fall?

Sarah
05-02-2007, 06:04 PM
Which weights more, an ounce of gold or an ounce of feathers?

BillW
05-07-2007, 04:06 PM
The last image bears a passing resemblence to Yoda.

I resemble that remark.
http://www.writeflyer.com/images_misc/yodasmoke.jpg

Daddy-h2O
05-07-2007, 10:50 PM
Is Yoda smoking a "Fatty"?