TSA Security Theater Nabs Terrorist!

[The Publisher]

Got him!

Thank goodness for profiling, as this criminal fits the exact profile of those who would commit terrorism!
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[acelockco]

Schmucks.

I got searched in the airport earlier today. Well, let me tell everyone, you can sneak just about anything you want through security except metal objects. Their pat down was so bad, I could have had a dive mask in my pocket and they wouldn't have known it was there.

What a waste of our money and time!!!!!!!!!!!!!