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greenturtle
06-02-2009, 04:14 PM
One doctor asked a patient: "If I were to cut one of your ears off, what
will happen to you?"

Patient: "Then I will not be able to hear..."

Doctor: "Hmm.. that's normal...So if I were to cut your other ear off,
what will happen to you?"

Patient: "Then I will not be able to see..."

The doctor became nervous and asked: "Why would you not see then???"

Patient: "Because my spectacles will drop down..."