View Full Version : Strategies for Talking off work to dive

10-17-2007, 07:33 AM
Have you ever wanted to go on that exotic, tropical dive trip, but work wouldn't let you take off?

Well, what if you had a death in the family, or had a medical illness/emergency, or jury duty?

You don't have to wait for any of these tragedies anymore, now there is a new service that will provide the apprppriate documents to forward to work so that you too can go on that exotic, tropical dive vacation.....whenever you want!




10-17-2007, 03:00 PM
What cracked me up is http://myexcusedabsence.com/ is giving a lucky customer "a free boob job" :) How do you think they figured that their niche audience is likely to want one? lol

10-17-2007, 04:37 PM
I ran out of excuses, so I had to use the big one!
I called in dead last Fri. now they wont let me come back! Something about not being invited to the funeral.

The Publisher
10-17-2007, 11:35 PM
I am not sure what guy would want to get the free boobjob....

10-18-2007, 12:56 AM
I'll take two.