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Sarah
01-01-2007, 10:27 AM
Ok, maybe a little.....:rolleyes:

jonix
01-01-2007, 12:51 PM
hmmmmmmm :D

Jason Ooi
01-02-2007, 02:48 AM
What.......:p

Dave
01-02-2007, 03:56 AM
I may be way off base here, but with an avitar like like, this could be a looong thread ;)

Dave

jonix
01-02-2007, 01:49 PM
I may be way off base here, but with an avitar like like, this could be a looong thread ;)

Dave

hahahaha i think so myself

CrackedConch
01-05-2007, 01:22 AM
Yeah, DiveChick isn't exactly playing fair! :)

Sarah
01-05-2007, 02:59 AM
Oh yes I am! :p

Scott
01-05-2007, 03:33 AM
All's fair in Love, War, and...... Scuba?

BillW
01-05-2007, 05:45 AM
I come from a long line of distinguished flirts – or maybe that was just dirty old men. :confused:

I’m glad my wife’s a romance writer – she demands I keep flirting to give her more material.

Al Mialkovsky
01-05-2007, 04:37 PM
I come from a long line of distinguished flirts – or maybe that was just dirty old men. :confused:

Yeah I qualify as a dirty old man myself, every so often.

I've noticed the avatar, wonder who that is???

Sarah
01-05-2007, 05:25 PM
There's nothing ever that is "dirty" about seeking out physical pleasure and enjoying it. :)

CrackedConch
01-05-2007, 08:07 PM
now that's my kind of girl!

Walter
01-05-2007, 11:08 PM
now that's my kind of girl!

Yeah, if only she were 25 years older.............

BillW
01-06-2007, 03:06 AM
Yeah, if only she were 25 years older.............

Better yet – if I were 25 years younger!:cool:

Walter
01-06-2007, 03:27 AM
Better yet – if I were 25 years younger!:cool:

Bad option.

BillW
01-06-2007, 05:05 AM
Bad option.

But then I’d have all those years to make different stupid mistakes than I made the first time through.

Humanphibian
01-08-2007, 04:00 PM
now THIS is a thread worth watching..... litterally... (and YES she is a CUTIE!!)


Flirting is a healthy thing isn't it? (I think I heard some psycologist say that somewhere)

texdiveguy
01-08-2007, 04:10 PM
I am in on this.....:cool:

Scubajim
01-08-2007, 08:45 PM
OMG, too bad your in California

Al Mialkovsky
01-09-2007, 03:27 PM
I think she was more talking about eating at McDonalds than what you guys are thinking.

Besides she might be a 280 pound hairy backed guy ya know :cool:

jonix
01-10-2007, 02:38 PM
There's nothing ever that is "dirty" about seeking out physical pleasure and enjoying it. :)

hmmmmmm :D

Megan
01-12-2007, 11:33 PM
There's nothing ever that is "dirty" about seeking out physical pleasure and enjoying it. :)
That depends how you do it! :)

Sarah
01-12-2007, 11:39 PM
True.....Sorry, but I had a momentary lapse into being philosophical. :p

Walter
01-13-2007, 01:22 AM
That depends how you do it! :)

Did you read The Sensuous Dirty Old Man by Dr A?

Humanphibian
01-13-2007, 04:07 AM
I KNEW this thread would be worth keeping an eye on!!:cool:

deep flight
02-02-2007, 07:37 AM
Yeah I qualify as a dirty old man myself, every so often.

I've noticed the avatar, wonder who that is???

does hitting 40 mean i'm in?;) ;)

Sarah
02-02-2007, 11:42 PM
Hitting 40 means you don't react like an 18 year old, but you have enough brains to be able to investigate and aquire little yellow or blue friends that allow you to bury the 18 year olds into the ground.

;)

Walter
02-03-2007, 01:19 PM
Hitting 40 means you don't react like an 18 year old, but you have enough brains to be able to investigate and aquire little yellow or blue friends that allow you to bury the 18 year olds into the ground.

;)

Since I'm not 40, I have no idea what this means. Anyone care to translate for someone in their 50s?

drdiver
02-03-2007, 04:51 PM
I think they are referring to cyclic GMP phosphodiesterase inhibitors such as Viagra, Cialis and Levitra.

Walter
02-03-2007, 05:50 PM
Thanks for the translation.

seasnake
02-05-2007, 05:05 PM
Scuba diving is so educational . . . :)

Sarah
02-05-2007, 11:33 PM
And here all along I thought they were nitric oxide modulators...


;)

Zero
02-06-2007, 06:46 AM
And hear all along I thought they were nitric oxide modulators...


;)

Can any of the Docs give a presciption for that? Can we claim it on health benifits?
30% mix for the off chance
50% mix for a 50% chance
80% mix for a sure thing
100% mix for a long hard night.

Where the symbol for runs to the patents office?

Matt

drdiver
02-06-2007, 01:48 PM
And hear all along I thought they were nitric oxide modulators...

No, they don't affect nitric oxide levels. The release of nitric oxide is partially involved in having an erection. It activates the enzyme guanylate cyclase which forms cyclic GMP. It is this compound that leads to relaxation of the blood vessels that supply the corpus cavernosum. These drugs inhibit an enzyme that breaks down cyclic GMP, thus increasing its level and allowing the erection to proceed. If you want to directly increase nitric oxide levels, there are other strategies you can follow.

PhotoTJ
02-18-2007, 06:35 AM
A dozen oysters works wonders.

Humanphibian
02-21-2007, 02:36 AM
OR a couple of tequilla shots:rolleyes:

santelmo
02-21-2007, 04:42 PM
scuba + a pair of fire poi = a wet and hot weekend. :)

SoCalDiveGirl
02-21-2007, 10:04 PM
OR a couple of tequilla shots:rolleyes:

go easy on the harder stuff .. :D although you'll get "tequila goggles", it will be useless if you over-do it... one tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

:p

BillW
03-04-2007, 06:41 AM
Would the decreased arterial resistance caused by Viagra aid in the off gassing of nitrogen and prevent trapping of potential bubbles? Would it relieve some symptoms of DCS and could it be used to reduce the potential for DCS or would the possibility of increased après dive activity offset the benefits? I guess I’ll have to donate my body to the study of prophylaxis effects.

rubber chicken
03-04-2007, 11:50 AM
A dozen oysters works wonders.

Nonsense! Last time i had a dozen oysters, only three of them worked!;)

DrBill
03-29-2007, 01:39 AM
That depends how you do it! :)

I hope they are referring to a relationship of mutual consent.

Am I one of the few that finds much flirting to be distasteful. I'm referring mainlany to suggestive flirting in which the "flirter" is only teasing the "flirtee." There is nothing I dislike more than when a woman seems to come on to me by "flirting" and then if I respond with interest, she immediately turns off.

Now flirting between two people who understand the rules and one another can be a lot of fun... as can light hearted flirtation early on in getting to know someone.

Wow... I see Walter is here too.

DrBill
03-29-2007, 01:42 AM
DrDiver... Love to see the mention of my icon, Ed "Doc" Ricketts in your sig!

dmartin
05-22-2007, 01:49 AM
I would love to send a flirtatios scuba saying but unfortunately I am currently surronded by a beach with no water in sight.

Sarah
05-22-2007, 02:51 AM
Willkommen Herr Martin!

So what beach are you at?

joel
06-07-2007, 01:39 AM
ok.... hehehehehehe
Is there such thing as flirting in the water?....I mean under water...
hmmmmm a matter of 25 to 35 feet hehehehehehe:D

Daddy-h2O
06-07-2007, 01:47 AM
Yes, it is called the two atmosphere club...

seasnake
06-07-2007, 02:23 PM
wow, and I thought I was confused about flirting before ...

joel
06-12-2007, 04:23 AM
ok, can i be a member of the 2 atmosphere club? i thikn its cool hehehehe
;)

PinayDiver
06-12-2007, 10:52 AM
I don't think you ask to be a member, Joel ;)

Daddy-h2O
06-15-2007, 08:40 PM
ok, can i be a member of the 2 atmosphere club? i thikn its cool hehehehe
;)

depends who your "buddy" is... or how good a "buddy" they are ....

lottie
06-23-2007, 02:39 PM
One for the ladies to use
"Is that a snorkel in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?"

Lottie ;)

Archangel
06-24-2007, 01:51 AM
I, for one, follow iDiveChick around this board like a lost puppy. . .

Y'think she is a fat hairy guy with a flair for hyperbole?

acelockco
06-24-2007, 03:49 AM
Archangel, I think you have that mask on too tight! You seem to be thinking with the wrong head way too much.

Daddy-h2O
07-06-2007, 05:18 PM
Beats not thinking at all.

Quero
07-07-2007, 05:54 AM
Ok, maybe a little.....:rolleyes:

:p
We are taught from our OW course that one of the draws of scuba diving is the "making friends" and the "social" aspect. How else are you supposed to accomplish that if you don't flirt a bit? :cool:

As for the 2 ATM club... watch your air consumption... it may increase in proportion to your "bottom" time.

Zero
07-07-2007, 06:57 AM
As for the 2 ATM club... watch your air consumption... it may increase in proportion to your "bottom" time.

Try surface supplied air so you can go down longer:D :rolleyes:

Matt

acelockco
07-07-2007, 01:42 PM
They always seem to like it when we can dive longer!

Daddy-h2O
07-08-2007, 01:35 AM
or deeper...:p

acelockco
07-08-2007, 04:13 AM
or faster....

Zero
07-08-2007, 11:10 AM
No slow down a bit now:D
We will never win guys.

Matt

Daddy-h2O
07-08-2007, 01:25 PM
I didn't know we were competing. What's the prize?

acelockco
07-08-2007, 02:57 PM
I did not think we were competing either, I just thought we were being funny.

Maybe the prize will be a dive with iDiveChick.

Daddy-h2O
07-11-2007, 05:06 PM
Yeah!!! I declare myself the WINNER!!! But why would we want to punish her for?

acelockco
07-11-2007, 05:45 PM
I don't know, maybe she is into that kind of stuff. LOL

scubamike16
07-11-2007, 05:45 PM
Ok so after reading the posts here I have to ask, how many of you here are part of the 2 atmosphere down under club? :) Where did you loose your scuba virginity..lol

Daddy-h2O
07-11-2007, 08:32 PM
Ok so after reading the posts here I have to ask, how many of you here are part of the 2 atmosphere down under club? :) Where did you loose your scuba virginity..lol

ummm!?!? Underwater?:p :eek:

lottie
07-12-2007, 07:47 PM
ummm!?!? Underwater?:p :eek:

ROFLMAO - Oh, this thread keeps getting better and better - or should that be wetter and wetter.....???

Daddy-h2O
07-13-2007, 02:45 AM
and DEEPER...

Zero
07-13-2007, 10:16 PM
And LONGER.

Matt

acelockco
07-13-2007, 10:23 PM
here we go again....didn't this just happen.......


anyway stop thinking about sex and pay attention to your diving. LOL

Zero
07-13-2007, 10:41 PM
The water is cold and the vis is nonexistant and i was still thinking of diving in a way.

Matt

acelockco
07-13-2007, 11:08 PM
Cold water = SHRINKAGE........

lottie
07-13-2007, 11:29 PM
anyway stop thinking about sex and pay attention to your diving. LOL

Who said we were thinking about sex??? I certainly didn't and I don't think Daddy nor Zero were either......But i think we've worked out how Aces' mind works..... ;) ;)

BillW
07-15-2007, 02:31 AM
Sexless flirting – forgetaboutit!

acelockco
07-15-2007, 03:11 AM
Who said we were thinking about sex??? I certainly didn't and I don't think Daddy nor Zero were either......But i think we've worked out how Aces' mind works..... ;) ;)


Lottie, you are just too young and innocent.

Zero
07-15-2007, 11:20 AM
Who said we were thinking about sex??? I certainly didn't and I don't think Daddy nor Zero were either......But i think we've worked out how Aces' mind works..... ;) ;)

Are we men?
Were we breathing?
Other question just answers itself then:D

Matt

lottie
07-15-2007, 11:53 AM
Ace - me, young and innocent.........erm..yeah...don't think so somehow!!

acelockco
07-15-2007, 01:08 PM
Well, maybe you are not in your mind, BUT



Anyway, Zero put it best.

Are we men?

YES

Were we breathing?

YES

Are we thinking about sex

YES, usually a few times per minute or so.

Daddy-h2O
07-16-2007, 01:52 AM
Well, maybe you are not in your mind, BUT



Anyway, Zero put it best.

Are we men?

YES

Were we breathing?

YES

Are we thinking about sex

YES, usually a few times per minute or so.

A few times per minutes or so? How far from your deathbed are you??:confused:

As far as Lottie being young and innocent... what better thought...and Lottie needs to explain very sllllllloooooowly, please

(of course this line of thinking is going to come back and haunt me with my own daughter, but till then ....:cool:

acelockco
07-16-2007, 03:17 AM
OK, maybe a few times per second, I am not that old yet!!!

lottie
07-16-2007, 01:46 PM
OK, maybe a few times per second!!!

That's very quick??? I thought it'd take abit longer than that.......

:D

Daddy-h2O
07-16-2007, 05:01 PM
That's very quick??? I thought it'd take abit longer than that.......

:D


I think that there was a study that proved that men think of sex every 7 seconds or so, yet another area were I am an overachiever.

acelockco
07-16-2007, 06:12 PM
OK, I am laughing my f***in a** off!!!

warrior1
11-01-2007, 03:10 PM
I think it's very interesting how lonnie only occasionally talks. Only enough to keep you all going. But yes shes attractive and I believe smarter than you give her credit for. I would dive with her in many forms and fit. We could lose our underwater virginity together.

lottie
11-01-2007, 06:26 PM
I think it's very interesting how lonnie only occasionally talks. Only enough to keep you all going. But yes shes attractive and I believe smarter than you give her credit for. I would dive with her in many forms and fit. We could lose our underwater virginity together.


hi warrior - welcome to our little space :)

btw - maybe i'm getting confused or it's just down to old age - who do you mean by lonnie???

and i've already lost my underwater virginity ;) ;)

Daddy-h2O
11-01-2007, 08:51 PM
Thank you.....

Finless
11-01-2007, 11:35 PM
hi warrior - welcome to our little space :)

btw - maybe i'm getting confused or it's just down to old age - who do you mean by lonnie???

and i've already lost my underwater virginity ;) ;)

Can you claim on your household insurance? :)

lottie
11-02-2007, 12:37 AM
Can you claim on your household insurance? :)

okay...my dementia is getting worse...claim what on my household insurance????????

acelockco
11-02-2007, 12:58 AM
Don't worry Lottie, I am completely lost as well.

Anyway I think warrior1's post was definately way off base, ESPECIALLY it is his first and only post. Maybe it is time to use some of your new moderator abilities to request an edit or deletion of such.

Tigerbeach
11-02-2007, 03:04 AM
Where did you loose your scuba virginity.?

1984. Oahu. Koko Bay. 25 feet/50 feet vis. 80 degree water. 100 degree girl.

Our breathing got all messed up at the end...

Finless
11-02-2007, 11:01 AM
okay...my dementia is getting worse...claim what on my household insurance????????

For your loss. :o

According to my household insurers I would be covered if I had to ditch all my gear in an emergency so surely your loss must be covered?

OK, just ignore me. I suffer from an abstract sense of humour. :)

lottie
11-02-2007, 11:44 AM
Don't worry Lottie, I am completely lost as well.

Anyway I think warrior1's post was definately way off base, ESPECIALLY it is his first and only post. Maybe it is time to use some of your new moderator abilities to request an edit or deletion of such.

I'm glad i'm not the only one.
I don't think i need to use my new mod abilities - it's not defamatory in any way (that I can see, but then my views are quite liberal anyway) and we don't want to scare them off after one post :)

lottie
11-02-2007, 11:45 AM
For your loss. :o

According to my household insurers I would be covered if I had to ditch all my gear in an emergency so surely your loss must be covered?

OK, just ignore me. I suffer from an abstract sense of humour. :)

Oh sorry, i understand you now....

eve4ever
11-02-2007, 01:42 PM
Wow ! just read this thread and would love to join in if only I had a clue what your talking about.:D

Us Brits must do it differently :p

Daddy-h2O
11-02-2007, 05:13 PM
Thank god for the diffrence!!!!!!!!!!

Join in it is always better as a group....

Daddy-h2O
11-02-2007, 05:14 PM
discussion....

eve4ever
11-02-2007, 06:52 PM
discussion....

Would that be a discussion on inter-national "flirting" or group "flirting ? :D

lottie
11-02-2007, 08:00 PM
Us Brits must do it differently :p

You can say that again eve! I'm having trouble keeping up and wondering what's going on half the time :D :)

Daddy-h2O
11-02-2007, 08:29 PM
Would that be a discussion on inter-national "flirting" or group "flirting ? :D

What ever works for you, baby!!!

Either way I am here to help YOU!

and Lottie

and iDiveChick

and sometimes Ace....

and occasionally anyone foolish enough to ask for my help.

Sometimes I just toss out my help for no good reason at all.

and sometimes I offer my help and at the last possible second pull it back and laugh and laugh...

My wife says I am a "Help" tease... I wonder what she could be refrering too?

warrior1
12-21-2007, 01:42 PM
Sorry I meant lottie not lonnie, I was typing to fast. Its all the flirting you guys are talking about that got me distracted. This is definetly an interesting read. true insights here huh?

warrior1
12-21-2007, 01:44 PM
Thanks for the welcome aboard also. this is going to be a whole lot more fun when I get out of the desert here.

lottie
12-21-2007, 06:31 PM
Sorry I meant lottie not lonnie, I was typing to fast. Its all the flirting you guys are talking about that got me distracted. This is definetly an interesting read. true insights here huh?

Wow..you must be so easy to distract in a given situation then huh?? Lets hope those foes dont try that where you are presently!? ;) :D :cool:

Daddy-h2O
12-28-2007, 02:15 AM
Me distracted? Oh wait a minute...

Delta_v18
02-20-2008, 09:32 AM
Hi. newbie here..

Daddy-h2O
02-20-2008, 05:15 PM
we like new!!!

lottie
02-20-2008, 10:35 PM
Me distracted? Oh wait a minute...

Not you - I meant Warrior1...
plus I prefer the younger model ;););););)

Daddy-h2O
02-21-2008, 12:42 AM
Younger,... YOUNGER!!!! My wife tells me all the time to grow up!!!

I am just experianced, that ought to count for something...

Delta_v18
02-21-2008, 03:09 AM
thanks :cool:

lottie
02-21-2008, 12:26 PM
Younger,... YOUNGER!!!! My wife tells me all the time to grow up!!!

I am just experianced, that ought to count for something...

Younger doesn't mean inexperienced ;):cool: :eek:

Tigerbeach
02-21-2008, 03:37 PM
Younger doesn't mean inexperienced ;):cool: :eek:

In fact, Lottie, it does.

lottie
02-21-2008, 07:00 PM
It doesn't from where I am at the moment..... ;)

Chantelle
02-21-2008, 07:52 PM
Daddy H2O.. That avatar is freakin' hilarious!!!!!!!!

Daddy-h2O
02-22-2008, 01:34 AM
Thank, it make me laugh all the time...

and Loooootttttttiiieeeeeeeeee, I may not be as experianced as I should be, but I am not as experianced as I am gonna get...:D ;) ;) :D

oh and my wife says "hi":rolleyes:

lottie
02-22-2008, 12:32 PM
State of experience is different for each of us - one point that makes us unique ;)

Say Hi back to your wife

Daddy-h2O
02-28-2008, 12:33 AM
I am always willing to share my experiences....

lottie
02-28-2008, 01:45 PM
Nah it's okay, Daddy H2O - I think I'll pass on that :)

Daddy-h2O
02-29-2008, 01:05 AM
Well I suppose there are worse things .... :^(